Originally created in 2001, Cinnamonroll is an adorable – believe it or not – puppy with chubby cheeks, bright blue eyes, and a cute tail that resembles a cinnamon roll.

In The Onion’s 2014 satire piece, “Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure,” a simple cinnamon roll is hailed as a gentle creature of sorts. Its mere existence is rather ...